Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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