Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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