what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Racial equality.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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How old are you? 20

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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