- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Knock Knock opens the door

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

i lyk 2 eet pup

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Asians.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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