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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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