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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Knock Knock opens the door

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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