- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Women's Rights.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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