- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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