Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Poop!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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