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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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