- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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