How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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That is so fetch

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Where's my tractor?

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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