- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

womens rights.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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