- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

This is an anti-anti-joke.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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