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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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