- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

The Big Band Theory

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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