- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Dance is a sport

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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