Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

This is a joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Who is John Galt?

I have a gay camel

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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