- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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