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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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so... how about that airplane food

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Anti Joke

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