A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Not a joke.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Your mom is so nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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