- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??