- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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