- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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