What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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My Boyfriend

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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