- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

soccer

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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