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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

If i open this door you can go trough it

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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