- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

A man was shot. He died.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Students, please find the surface integral.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Robin, Get in the Car

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What does water taste like? Water

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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