- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Make me famous

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Women's rights.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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