Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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I am dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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You all have Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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