What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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