Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Jacob Edwards has friends.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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