what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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