What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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girls basketball

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The WPGA tour

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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