a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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lipstick pig

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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did you stub your toe?

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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