2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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soccer

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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so the weather's nice...

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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