- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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