do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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