how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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