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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead