- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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