- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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