What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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