- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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