- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

boobs.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

think twice or at least think

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Xzibit

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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