- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

This is an anti-joke.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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