- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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