a man makes a bad joke

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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