Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A sober Amy Winehouse

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

You will not press the like button.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

4 hours later.

sweating like antoni with a girl

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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