- Anti Joke

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Women's Rights.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.