Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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1d

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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