- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did? Yes

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

KONY 2012

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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