- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Horse with a chair on his head.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What the hell are you doing?

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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