- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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