- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Dance is a sport

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

"Knock knock." "No."

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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