Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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