- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

women's rights, lol

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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