Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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