Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

i just pooped that is all!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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