Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

heads up!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Rebecca Black

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

hey hey apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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