How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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