You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Today is March 22.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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