How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

25

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Praise Paisley

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Get on the boat.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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