- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How old are you? 20

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

whats white and looks like paper paper

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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