what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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