- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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