Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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