Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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did you stub your toe?

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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