- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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