Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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VAL SUCKS

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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womans rights...

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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