If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Gay's

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Justin's humor

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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I Have a Black Friend

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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