why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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all hail based mark

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Justin Bieber.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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