Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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