Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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