that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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gay pom...

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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