- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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