- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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