Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's blue? The sky.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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