How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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