How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Anti Joke

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