one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Turkeys are obese

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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