What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

God. God.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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