roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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