- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What's your guys names?

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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