why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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