- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Well, there's one way...

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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