- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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