- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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