A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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My Nan, that is all.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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