- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What comes after 69? 70

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Your face

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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