What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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HEY YOU!!!!

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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